Dating Can Suck…

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Another great dating tale.

After three years of dating and twenty years of marriage to the same girl we divorced, and uncomfortably I got back into the dating scene after all that time. I hated the bar scene, so I chose a newspaper dating service. The first exchange with these potential dates was by letter. One woman, who admitted in her letter to me to be only 4 years older than my 38 years, sent me a picture. I noticed in the picture that her hairstyle was a little out of date. But, we arranged by phone to meet in a local restaurant anyway for our date. On the night we were to meet, I looked for her in the restaurant, but couldn’t find her. Even though I saw a woman that was wearing the outfit she said she’d be wearing, the woman didn’t look like the picture. After several minutes of wondering if I had been stood up, I wandered into the bar of the restaurant and grabbed a stool. The woman in the restaurant wearing the clothes as described in our phone call walked up to me and introduced herself! It was my blind date - at about age 60 (and an OLD 60 at that)! The picture she had mailed me, as she explained, was a High School picture of her from the 1950’s! I felt obligated to continue the date anyway, even though it felt like I was out with my mother. Everyone in the restaurant was staring at us. This woman had loose dentures that whistled when she talked and her wig was on sideways! She even insisted on holding my hand! Later, after dinner, she actually wanted to go parking, but I told her I felt sick (which I did after that suggestion) and needed to go home. I promised to call her the next day, which I did. I told her on the phone that I was sorry, but I didn’t appreciate her lying about her age by at least 20 years! She actually got angry at me and hung up on me and then would call for weeks after that and not say a word, but just slam the phone down in my ear. — David, 46

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Another great dating relationship song. This time for you country fans.

NAH!!

I thought I might begin by fillin’ you in–
in case you didn’t already know
I’ll never forget how you got up and left
In fact it was downright pretty low
There ain’t no way I wanna,
you know I ain’t gonna
Take you back, so don’t even try
You can beg, you can plead–
you can sweat, you can bleed
Too bad I could care if you cry

That’s it! (That’s all!) We had fun!
(We had a ball!)
It was good while it lasted–
but now I’m past it
(It was sure!) It was sweet!
Sure you swept me off my feet
I miss you now and then,
but would I do it all again–Nah–

[Chorus:]
You won’t find me
Naked and cold justa sittin’
on the doctor’s table
Witin’ to be told justa why
I’m no longer able
To feel my heart beatin’–
give me a good reason why!
I kinda went numb just around
about the time you told me
You were movin’ on, and you
said that you were gonna phone me
It’s been so long, and there
ain’t nothin’ wrong with the line

It’s too late to regret it,
but you’re the one who said it
We’re better off being apart
I hate to be a downer,
but don’t bother comin’ ’round here
‘Cause I won’t have a change of heart

That’s it! (That’s all!) We had fun!
(We had a ball!)
It was good while it lasted–
but now I’m past it
(It was sure!) It was sweet!
Sure you swept me off my feet
I miss you now and then,
but would I do it again–Nah–

[Repeat Chorus]

Nah…

Well, I hope you learned a lesson,
’cause you’ll never be messin’
With my head again the way that you did
It was never gonna work; you were
too much of a jerk
I’m finally fed up with it

That’s it! (That’s all!) We had fun!
(We had a ball!)
It was good while it lasted–
but now I’m past it
(It was sure!) It was sweet!
Sure you swept me off my feet
I miss you now and then,
but would I do it all again–Nah–

[Repeat Chorus]

Nah…

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OK, so I have this friend, she is great, the best friend a dude could have. Then all of the sudden my “friend” becomes a “friend with benefits”. Not sure how it happened but it did. Damn do I love benefits. However I am not really sure how this will work while dating. Thoughts on “friends with benefits” would be appreciated here.

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During my freshman year in college, I was approached by this really cute guy while I was at work. We talked and hung out for a while, and as it turns out, he was a really nice guy. One day, he decided to move in for a kiss. To this day, I gag every time I think about it. I guess he was trying to lay a wet one on me. The problem was that it was so wet his saliva was running down my chin. It’s the worst kiss I’ve ever had! I don’t like the idea of dog kisses, but I’d rather have had a dog lick my entire face than have someone’s spit running down it. Gross is a complete understatement! Even worse, he was five years older than me. Where the hell did he learn how to kiss? There’s just no justification. — Diana, 26

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