Dating Can Suck…

From a female in UT

I lost my testimony of “blind dates” when I went out with …we will call him, John. My mother felt it was time for me to go out on a date and so she set me up with …. John. He wore an orange shirt and short shorts and his hair was in the fashion of Albert Einstein on a windy day. I knew something wasn’t quite right with him when the first thing he did was gave me a very remarkable bear hug which I think a hand shake would of been just peachie.

The plan was to go out to eat and hit the local movie theater. I felt a little curious as we went threw the McDonald’s drive thru. Seeing the golden arches as they lit up the night sky and all the while wishing we could of gone somewhere a little more romantic I suppose. I was sitting rather passively in the car as John ordered an “Apple juice” and I thought and wondered..that’s kind of a sissy drink for a date….I am not dissing apple juice. Apple juice is full of all kinds of goodness and I would be happy to drink it any time of day…except for ….. a date. As we waited in the drive thru, John noticed that I gave him a weird look about the juice and he put his hand on my knee and said, ” You don’t have to worry about anything happening tonight, I am Gay.” Needless to say, I ended the night early and I never trusted my mother with picking my dates again…the end.

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